I don't understand why you have to drive down to Florida.
You just had the funeral!
Your grandmother and I were there at this time every year...
It just seems like we're cutting it a little close
with the rehearsal brunch on Friday...
I'm just freaking out.
I know.
Can you take my car, sweetie?
I need the SUV for the wine.
Now let's get in that giant labia you drove up here and get out of here!
We're heading to Daytona.
So you guys want to tag along for a bit maybe?
Party some babies into us?
Holy - !
We're not going to Daytona!
Are you kidding me right now?!
Grandma's funeral was yesterday!
She told me on her death bed
you get back out there again!
Hey Grandpa!
Did he just call you Grandpa?
What the - ?!
Wanna be a lamb and get that for me?
- You ever go on Spring Break? - NO.
Hey, you know one in three of these girls has herpes.
Even if you can't see it.
Whoops, that never usually happens.
Really? It happens to me all the time.
Daytona Beach!!!!
You're in Daytona Beach?!
- We're just driving through - JASON!
She's not right for you!
If you marry her you're going to be sleepwalking through the rest of your life!
The way I see it?
This is our last stand.
Party till your pregnant!!!!
This is CRACK.
I just smoked crack?!
Yeah, but just like, A LOT!
I JUST SMOKED CRACK!
I want you to know how much I appreciate you doing this for me.
Did you just get naked?!
Yeah, it's the best way to sleep.
Oh my GOD!
I want you tear open my bra like it's a social security check!
Now fumble around like you're trying to find your glasses!
I found them, I can see!
The greatest gift a grandson can give his grandfather
is a hot college girl he wants to have unprotected sex with her before he dies.
Y'know most grandpas just want toffee
or socks.
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